"What's the moral of 'The Three Little Pigs'? If you don't have a good enough house, you die. What's the moral of 'Snow White'? Taking care of other people - little people - is not enough. If you don't have a man, you live a completely worthless life, in a box, and you may as well be dead. What's the moral of 'Rapunzel'? Without a man to rescue you, your life is just...hair.
And the message behind Cinderella's godmother? The greatest gift your mother can give you is some natural beauty and a makeover so you can attract a husband who's rich enough to give you a castle, or at least a house that won't fall down."
- His Lovely Wife, Elizabeth Dewberry
